Alright!it's been long time since i blogged, thanks to the Bangalore traffic, it really makes me feel that i should write this.
Another reason, off late i have got back on my 2 wheeler to work like the good ol' days of riding to Hebbal, back in 2007!
But these days, I must say that its really crazy out there on the streets!
1. Who ever said that footpaths are meant for pedestrians!?ask the super-bikers please!
2. We don't discriminate on the basis of color! even if it means jumping the traffic signal!!
3. I am driving a bigger vehicle and you better give way to me first (well, actually i don't even want to notice the smaller ones,shooo...shooo...)
4. Here cometh the BMTC bus driver !!!!!The bus-stop is on the left side but who cares!?I always keep to the right of the street while driving and darn!i don't care i can anyway swift-switch to the left for the stop.
5. Wonderful cab drivers,especially the Indica ones and the auto-rickshaw drivers!Traffic rules!???..duh!!
6. Who cares if its a hospital zone,I honk!honk, honk and honk!!till you get the hell outta my way!
7. Oh there comes an ambulance! let me follow it up(seems like those 20 bikers are all anchored-up to it) to get through the crazy traffic!
8. I stop my car ,who cares if it just blocked the whole damn street!Whoosh...outta nowhere i bang open the car door and you expect me to look out for a vehicle or pedestrian beside!??
9. Oh yeah the 'lost lots' we are and the traffic flow does not even affect us!we just stroll on the main roads like taking a walk on the sands on the beach!we love it and we probably have selective hearing so who cares about all the honking?
10. I do see the jammed up traffic but I honk hoping that would work wonders to clear traffic!
11. I am the traffic police, oh is that a traffic jam that i see there!??...well ***YAWN***!!!
12. I am driving left on the lane,there is long lined up traffic ahead and behind me.Driving,driving...still on left,a traffic signal;oh well i just changed my mind, let me take a right turn here
13. What if you drive slow, keep to the right on the street! Now, I am forced to over-take from the left!perfect!
14. What do you mean!!?what is driving etiquette!?are you crazy or something!?
We don't need no regulation, we don't need no false control!!Honking seems like the stress-buster!
Okie dokie.... well, HELL JUST BROKE LOOSE here!
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Wow! Bangalore traffic made you to restart your blog!
ReplyDeletePeople are seamingly in hurry to reach somewhere. They drive as thou it's matter of life and death and even seconds matter.
Another point on two-wheelers, they switch lanes in a jiffy without warning or indication. Any 'accident' following this is fault of the bigger vehicles.
Civic sense is something that is seemingly imposible to be inculcated. As bangalore is bursting thru its seams, so is road rage.
Cheers:)
Tejas
tejasprasad.wordpress.com
Lol, yeh Teju restarting the blog, i owe it to bangalore traffic :P
ReplyDeleteWell about the traffic itself, people are totally impatient and seems like they tend to vent out all the rage just on streets. Blogging on our people's traffic sense is too short!writing a book would make more sense!